Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=25151433'>posted</a> on 01/16/2016:

Currently in vegas right now sippin on some straight up whiskey. Straight up as in right outta the bottle. Tryin to kill that puzzy taste out of my mouth from that escort last night. I was drunk and high on coke last night when i ate a strippers puzz for a solid twenty minutes. I shouldve stopped when i saw her soiled panties 😔. It didnt help when i found out she had chirpy herpes. I was celebrating a big roullette win. I kept spilling my drink on the felt. They just kept calling me "sir" and replacing my drink. Anyway, Some guy in a hat kept saying the cheifs were a guarantee. So i decided to throw down 25,000$$ on the +5 at caesars and call this my GOY guarantee. Good luck all