Originally posted on 01/09/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
suffice to say I'd kill you on any field of athletic competition
I was looking for you at the Eden pool at Dominican Bash, I wanted to empty your wallet on a swim race.

But considering you couldn't afford airfare to Bash, winning that measly $2 in your wallet wouldn't have been worth my time & effort.

My time was much better spent getting lap dances in the pool.