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Originally posted on 12/07/2015:

Thats the christmas spirit donker

okay, I'll xmas up the kardashian lives for you, to try and keep it in the season..... today is my first portion of the "Kardashiho's night before xmas"

this was five minutes of effort, if i had twenty, id finish it today, as is, I'll have to publish a bit of this certain to be new holiday classic peom for generations of people to love and endear for centuries to come:

Twas the Night before Xmas At the Kardashiho House:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Only bbc loving kardashians were starting to grouse,
Complaining that Bruce stole their stockings that they’d hung with care,
and that Santa was white and without short black, curly pubic hair.


All their half-breed children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Kims huge ass filled their demented heads
And mamma Kris with her young thug, and he in his ball cap,
He’d just forced her to go down, and she’d hurled in his lap.


When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Koonye sprang from Kim’s bed to see what was the matter,
Away to the window Koonye flew like a flash,
To see a ton of pissed customers, who’d been ripped off by Dash..


The jizz on their fake breasts wasn’t white like new-fallen snow,
but rather was disgusting, and more dinjy yellow;
When, what to Koonye’s wandering eyes should appear,
a carload of trannies and bruicyboi the queer.


With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Koonye knew it was coked-up bruce, lookin’ for more dick,
More rapid than eagles his golddigging shemales they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!