Originally posted on 11/23/2015:

Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
Absolutely.

1) We kinda did help cause this

2) Stop with the terrorism nonsense. You people are genuinely fukking stupid. They don't need to live here to be able to do whatever damage they want to do. No legit terrorist is sitting in the Middle East saying "man, I would love to suicide bomb the shit out of the US, but I can't find a way to get over there." ISIS will get them here, they've already done it. Any one of them that really wanted to do harm would just get here through Mexico. The cartel du jour would probably even arm them and fund their trip.

3) Just be nice to them, and show them some porn for once in their lives. They will have ZERO reason to terrorize a country like that. Heaven on earth.

4) Syrian women can be SMOKING hot. Cross-breed them one time, and you're gonna have frickin pageant winners wherever they end up.

5) Think of the new cheap labor! I could hire a Syrian dude for like $4/day to be my bodyguard, tell me stories and cook some kibbeh. I'm gonna call him Rodney.
Spoken like a true Democrat.