Originally posted on 11/07/2015:

I've watched every episode of "Forensic Files" ever made:

Most would be shocked to learn that an amazing percentage of the (later proven) guilty parties are the ones that first report the heinous misdeeds, in the mistaken assumption that by reporting the crime... they would be absolved of all scrutiny/suspicion of said crimes. ("Who in their right mind would draw attention to a crime if they themselves perpetrated it?" is their flawed attempts-at-providing-cover thinking.)

SHARPS know better than to follow this twisted mental ruse and see through such palpable chicanery; ergo, I think most here can follow the bouncing ball and discern what's *really* going on here.

Now, having said all that and providing the breadcrumbs so that all the oblivious may now connect the dots... it's probably high time that GUMMO & Beerdog just come clean themselves, so that Keyser Söze here would no longer feel compelled to start anymore liquor-induced threads.

You're welcome, peeps.