Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=24729173'>posted</a> on 10/29/2015:
You dummy. This should be your favorite holiday. You can wear a mask to hide that face and maybe get laid. Here are some simple costume ideas for you:
Get a yellow tshirt, draw some black squiggles on it and be Charlie Brown.
Get a blue polo and be Ralph Wiggum.
Glue a stem to the top of your head, paint yourself orange and be a jack o'lantern. You already have the teeth for it.