Originally posted on 10/01/2015:

I once had a "Mexican Sandwich" in boystown in Neuvo Laredo............ two of the more "mature" hos at Papagayo's each got a feel of my rock hard vetiga, and decided they wanted to try and "knock it down" by doubleteaming it....

they wanted $200 for what they termed the "Mexican Sandwich," I finally bit when I got it down to $35.00 for the both of them; like waves will do at the Bash, they had to tap out after I wore both of them raw in about thirty mins of non-stop hammering.....

worn out and unable to take any more kahk in tha box, they took turns on their knees blowing me as I stood on the bed, yelling "chupa, Chuppaaaa!!!! CCCCHHUUUPPPPAAAAAAA, BITCH, MUY FUKKIN' CCCCHHHUUUPPPAAAAAA," before finally unleashing on their faces and ........ (Even the boys over at Brazzers would have been proud of how much mascara ran down each of their faces by the time I was done)

next to renewing my pro status at sbr with an Angleman's donation, some of the best money I ever spent............