Originally posted on 09/10/2015:

I got the hottest funking girl's number tonight.

She's a solid 9.5/10 and I'm a 7.5 tops. Maybe 8.5 TOPS if I was in really good shape.

Holy fawk boys. I had a great night.

IF I DIDNT HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW I WOULD BE BIG FUKKING TIME RIGHT NOW

I GOTTA GET A PICTURE SO YOU BOYS BELIEVE ME. This chick is so outta my fukkin league.

21 year old goddess.

Thanks,
Morris