Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=24451595'>posted</a> on 09/01/2015:

I crossed the road about 5metres down from a marked crossing

Saw an officer approach, he took off his shades and winked at me, said i had strong calves but he would have to arrest me

he took me down some stairs to some sort of all day nightclub

undid the cuffs which i realize are now plastic and started dancing with me, i ran from the club