Originally posted on 06/29/2015:

Nate Robinson will get a max deal from the Washington Bullets.

Chris Bosh returns to the Washington Huskies for $20 Million and a lifetime supply of Winter Fresh Gum.

Chris Webber comes out of retirement to go back to Michigan and lead them to a national championship.

Jason Kidd fired as head coach of Milwaukee Bucks.

Kobe passes the ball.

Jason Kidd rehired as head coach of Milwaukee Bucks.

Joel Embiid orders a large Philly Cheese Steak pizza with extra cheeze from Domino's.

Kobe passes ball again.

Jimmy Butler traded to McCabi Tel Aviv.

Charles Barkely says something stupid.

D'Angelo Russell shoots the ball and misses.

Kobe vows to never pass ball again.

Kendrick Perkins wins dunk comp.

David Silver fires entire New York Knicks. All players, personnel and front office staff are released and replacied with undrafted Free agents, Europeans and guys they saw playing ball with a shopping cart as a net on the way to work that morning.

Knicks win 48 games and are a 3rd seed in the playoffs.