Originally posted on 05/28/2015:

Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
the used car slanger cracked my AA on the hand...clown calls raise preflop with 107 offsuit then leads on AKQ all heart flop into my set of aces and snap calls my 6x allin and hits his heart on river..may the fleas of 1000 camels infest your nutsack you clown!
exactly how many fleas is that? if the number of fleas on a camel is 5x the number of visable fleas on the typical dusty-nut arabian-peninsula cab driver in houston (5 to six during a 20 mile trip), that means 25 per camel (certainly a conservative estimate), making the total no. of fleas called for by the curse certainly no less than 25,000.....

Carseller will look like a fkin' beekeeper walkin' around town (substitute the bees with fleas, you get the picture). Here he is outside Jake's favorite casino in Henderson, waving "goodbye" as he bolts after hitting yet another royal flush on The Golden Boy: