Originally posted on 04/06/2015:

Patient: Dr. Corbin, my headache won't go away. I've sniffed all the meds you gave me, and it's not working.

Dr. Corbin: What da fukk? Do you think I really have time for this shit? I'm at the Silver Sevens right now watching the game, and you're calling me about a damn brain tumor that I can't do a gd thing about. I told you yesterday bitch. You're fukked. Take a couple of Tylenols, put a dime on the Yankees, and call my nurse in the morning.