Originally posted on 03/22/2015:

SBR WANT ADS - NOW HIRING

New "doom switch" operator AKA "Dreams Come True" Representative

Must be able to stay awake during entire shift, and have no sympathy for degenerate gamblers. Must be able to recognize when "clientele" are tempted to double and triple down on bets. If you have an appreciation for fukking people over, please apply.