Originally posted on 03/12/2015:

I play "soft" on this site -- no, not chip dumping or having ghosts dump chips on me -- my "soft" play is a function of SBR's "random" card generator constantly doling out bad beats to me............

makes me so "soft" I have to take viagra for a week to deal with yet another unflattering soft-on (as opposed to my usual ragin' hard-on I sport when not playing SBR poker)