Originally posted on 11/17/2014:

I was thinking it might be easier to use Japanese baseball players instead of qbs.

1 Kiyota
2 Imaoka
3 Omura
4 Ogino
5 Hori
6 Iguchi
7 Nishioka
8 Imae

or maybe some Russian soccer players

1 Lodygin
2 Anyukov
3 Bryzgalov
4 Criscito
5 Ryazantsev
6 Vainqueur
7 Ananidze
8 Glushakov

or we could do some addition/subtraction...

Tony Dorsett + Emmit Smith - Gerald Ford = 7