Originally posted on 11/05/2014:

Well since it's beneath all you smart guys to post a tl;dr I guess I'll have to to help the working man that doesn't have time to read all that.


Since I am either insecure in my decision making, thinly bragging, desperately seeking attention from forum pals please choose one of these 3 options.


Option A - keep my job at mcdonalds
Option B - switch to Burger King after shady meeting that offers me more benefits
Option C - switch to unknown/not well established burger joint that I would have a small stake in and is run by bill gates jr