The mental imagery here is making me laugh. You, jacked up and getting ready to dive into bed with an "ex-model". But first you sneak out of the room - "Now don't you go running off on me. (then you give her the Austin Powers growl) Grrrr baby. Yeah!" - and head to the toilet.
Take a peak down the underwears - at attention. Check.
Lay down one more line on the bathroom sink for stamina. Check.
Head back towards the bedroom.... but wait! Gotta let the boys know what's about to go down.
Log onto SBR and sneak a little update in for our benefit. Check.
Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're a fukking stud. You're a god. You're gonna DESTROY that pussy. Check.
Head back to the bedroom but pause to lean in the doorway and give her your sexiest pose with bedroom eyes. Check.
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Got an ex model lying in my bed. : Nominated Post
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