[Seto]

Originally posted on 10/12/2014:

Crusty making fun of a guy having a bad run over a couple days when a lot of plays were on the same game. So in reality it's probably really worth 1-6 or 1-7. But I digress. Crusty has the right to bash anyone here because he has such an unprecented past of winning, and that over the long term!!! Look at this:

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

ravens +7.5 (5) loser

0-1, -5.5 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

ytd: 3-5-1 -13

vikings +6(5)
rams +6(5) loser
chargers +7.5(5)
panthers -2.5 -120(5) loser
redskins +7.5(5) loser
cowboys +3.5 -120(5)
tampa +3.5(5)

7pt teaser (4)
cowboys +10
rams +13
chargers +14.5

adding....

49ers +3.5 -120 (5) loser

steelers +7 -115 (5) loser

Using 5Dimes standards to grade his 7-pt teasers, 3 tm pays out +150 4 tm pays out +240.

5-5, -2.75 units
YTD: 5-6, -8.25 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

5-1 in college and 5-2 the prior week so hoping to heat up in nfl also. will update record later.

rams +3.5 -120 loser
giants -1 loser
cards +8 -115 loser
skins +1 loser
falcons +3 loser
tampa +7.5 loser
titans -2.5 -115
packers -2.5 loser

all for (5)

been doing well with teasers hitting 5 of 7 or so.

7-pt teasers
1. rams +10 loser
giants +6
skins +8
cards +14.5

2. tampa +14.5
rams +10 loser
skins +8

steelers -2.5 2nd half (5) loser
raiders +14.5 (5) loser

Notice the blatant lie here of going 5-2 the previous week when he went 5-5 and LOST overall. No units provided for the teasers so we'll assume he proceeded like the previous week and went 4 units on the teasers, 5 units on the straight plays. Notice this weekend from crusto is far worse than wizzle's current weekend he is making fun of.

1-11, -57.75 units
YTD: 6-17, -66 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

vikings +3
seahawks -1
giants +3.5 loser
arizona +3 -115
lions -2.5 -115
titans -3 -115
chargers +2
redskins -3

all (5)

teasers

titans +4
giants +10.5 loser
lions +4
(3)

chargers +9
zona +10
giants +10.5 loser
(3)

upsets (2)
giants ml +160 loser
zona ml +125

will update record later.

falcons -2.5 -120 (5) loser

8-5, +18 units
YTD: 14-22, -48 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

bengals +1.5
lions +10 loser
seahawks -2.5 loser
saints pk
giants -2 loser
chiefs -2.5
dallas +9
texans +5 loser

all (5)

7pt teasers

bengals +8.5 (2)
texans +12 loser
giants +5
dallas +16

dallas +16 (3)
saints +7
texans +12 loser


ytd 17-26-1 -46.05
last week 8-5 +18.5

4-6, -7 units
YTD: 18-28, -55 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

ravens +3 -115
pitt +1
raiders +7.5 loser
rams +9 -120
saints +2.5 loser
redskins +5.5 loser
carolina +3 -115

all (5)

7pt teaser

raiders loser
rams
saints (4)

redskins loser
pitt
ravens (4)

will update rec later

4-5, -4.5 units
YTD: 22-33, -59.5 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

bears -1 loser
cowboys +3
rams +7.5 -115 loser
bucs +7 -115 loser
titans +4 loser
ravens +2.5 loser
bengals +3 -115

all (5)

7pt teaser

cowboys
titans loser
ravens (4)

bears
ravens
bengals (4)

gonna be a dog day afternoon! will update rec later.

3-6, -16 units
YTD: 25-39, -75.5 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

lions -2.5 -115 loser
giants +5.5
jax +15.5 loser
browns +7.5 -115
pitt -138 loser
falcons +3 -115 loser
redskins +10.5 loser
vikings +7.5 loser

all (5)

giants ml +215 (3)
falcons ml +125 (3) loser
redskins ml +445 (1) loser
vikings ml +305 (2) loser

7pt teaser

lions
browns
jax loser (3)

redskins loser
falcons
giants (3)

guaranteed winning day!!!!!!

3-11, -30.45 units
YTD: 28-50, -105.95 units

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atlanta +9 loser
minn +10 -115
jets +7 -115
tenn -2.5 -115
wash pk
balti -1 loser
pitt +7 -115 loser
philly +1.5

all (5)

7 pt teasers
minn
jets
pitt loser (4)

philly
wash
balti push (reduces teaser to -120) (4)

too easy!

6-4, +7.58 units
YTD: 34-54, -98.37 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

ravens -1
raiders +7.5 -115
rams +7.5 -115
panthers +6
lions +3 -115
cowboys +6 loser
falcons +4 loser
jags +11.5
packers +1 loser
bills +3 -115 loser

all (5)

7pt teaser

cowboys loser
panthers
ravens
(4)

packers loser
jags
raiders
(4)

guaranteed winning day.

6-6, 0 units
YTD: 40-60, -98.37 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

chargers +3.5
steelers +2.5
bears +3 -115 loser
giants ml -135 loser
titans ml -140

all (5)

upsets
chargers +170 (2)

7pt parlay
chargers
steelers
giants
(4)

tampa
jets loser
chargers
(4)

another winning day coming up.

5-3, +7.9 units
YTD: 45-63, -90.47 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...nfl-picks.html

redskins +3.5 loser
raiders +3 loser
colts +7 loser
eagles -2.5
dolphins +3.5 -115
rams +4.5 loser
giants +4.5 loser
seahawks +2.5
falcons +3.5

all (5)

7pt teasers

skins loser
raiders
dolphins
(4)

rams loser
giants
seahawks
(4)

4-7, -15.5 units
YTD: 49-70, -105.97 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-15-picks.html

49ers -4
Giants +9.5 loser
bears pk
texans +6 loser
pats +3 -115 loser
raiders +6 loser
packers +6
bengals -1 loser
jags +4.5 loser

all (5)

7pt teasers

giants loser
bears
pats
(4)

packers
49ers
bengals loser
(4)

3-8, -26.25 units
YTD: 52-78, -132.22 units

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ek-16-pix.html

miami +1 loser
raiders +9.5 loser
giants +8.6
pats -1
packers -1 loser
bears +3.5 loser (10)

all (5) except bears

2 team parlay
panthers ml
cowboys ml (10)

7pt teasers
panthers
cowboys
pats
(4)

panthers
packers loser
raiders
(4)

Since lines were not provided for the 2-tm parlay, I went with pinny's cloers: -172 for the panthers -167 for the cowboys, so +153 total

3-5, -0.2 units
FINAL YTD: 55-83 (39.8%), -132.42 units

WHAT A SEASON

By a guy who often mocks people for being "45% cappers", or laughably claims a couple times during the season "another winning week coming up".

I think his NCAAF numbers are even worse too. I will provide them if necessary. Might give me another good laugh.

I realise I will be called pathetic and lifeless for doing this (it did only take me 1.5 hours though, and in crusto's own hours, a rewarding 1.5 hrs), but fuk, someone had to do it.