Originally posted on 09/10/2014:

Marriage and kids is great. Most of my afternoons are spent watching the same three kids shows over and over. I have most of the Paw Patrol series memorized and Im getting quite good at the pup pup boogie.

I was lucky enough my wife took the kids the other day to the grocery store without me and I got to watch good porno on the big screen computer with the sound on. Was quite delightful.

Multiple times a year I am propositioned by a usually hairy Mexican brickhouse to trade favors for rent. Just like Tat I turn em all down.

I am going to Germany in a few weeks for Oktoberfest and wife will have to work some during the day while over there (her company is German) so I will have some idle time to check out the German brothels if I so desire.