Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=22424245'>posted</a> on 08/16/2014:

Bottom line is, Sam Alvey is a goony-goo-goo who looks like the bully from A Christmas Story, yet he has a super hot wife. Women like good looks, money, and badasses.

He doesn't have good looks. He's a fighter, so doesn't have any money. So he must be one hell of a badass.