[TheCentaur]

What some peeps are missing is the BIG PICTURE.
Centy and I actually like each other... we share Irish blood and a profound love for strippers.
BUT, he's like a misguided Slingblade-ish type fellow... what with his close-minded thoughts regarding race, social issues, etc....

My job is to HELP him, bring him along, EDIFY him; i.e., he's like the red-headed step bro.
My responsibility is to always show him who lords over whom... who the real boss is.
No matter the circumstances: my GOOD will trump HIS evil.
Be it a Town Hall meeting, poker table or Champagne Room.

Poker hands like the above are all part of his edification process...
in short, just like Will Graham... I know Centaur is "Becoming".
It's up to me to make him more like Gandhi than Francis Dollarhyde.

Finally, I must confess the shitload of pts I've taken from Centaur in poker has been gratifying: the pizzas taste sweeter, the Outback steaks juicier, and the stripper BJ's deeper... thanks to all the Walmart alcohol I can ply them girlies with.

So, weep not for me... for alas, God has certainly tasked me with an uncommon burden. But, with the help of Jesus, The Holy Spirit and Ms. Carmen Brooks... we'll carry Centaur across the meadows into the Promised Land.

Well said

Specious, but well said