Originally posted on 07/03/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
Can we get a list of Moderators now working here.

100%ers= definite mods

Shari (position secure as long as she continues to bend-over for all positions)
Lou (Da Godfather. Don't think he ever leaves unless we run outta those jelly rolls)

50%ers= use to be mods not sure if they still are

Blondie (long gone, rumored to be now doing porn; soft-core only)
Reload (still an occasional poster, not a mod. Busy getting mom hooked up on Christian Mingle (dot) com)
Saunders (supposedly lost it when secret recipe was stolen by Chick-fil-A. -- QUIT)
Samball (health problems brought on by scarfing too many posters' pizzas -- RETIRED)

New mods or posters claiming to be mods

Downsouth (SELL-OUT. Only took position so he can read Beerdog & my intimate email exchanges)
Bitemeusadoj (Underpaid. Conscientious. Will stay as long as SBR chick staffers continue to comply w/sexual demands)
Eddy Munney (part-time fringe employee. On last leg cuz most of us are sick of hearing about "just like Ronnie sang" & Fred Gwynne)

old mods long gone

Mudcat (indicted)
Vegas Dave (arrested)
Mofo (committed)
Crazy Big Boy Dan (all of the above since trying to sue Bill Gates for stealing his Windows ideas)

Any additions or corrections by anyone. (ttwarrior currently under review for reinstatement but not in Fantasy Forum. We're considering a "Lifestyle" subforum: buffet reviews, E.D. pill reviews, best shit-stain removal products. Stuff like that...