Originally posted on 06/24/2014:

1. The Flopping is unreal and actually funny, we laugh at these pussies
2. More stretchers in one game than the entire NFL season

3. Biting, spitting, tripping, name calling real tough guys

4. Stars score 10 goals or so a year and they are legends

5. Failed athletes play soccer

Now I do know soccer is growing faster than any usa sport so they are doing something right