Originally posted on 06/01/2014:

"uh yeah hi girls my name is Opie1988 i know this may seem slightly awkward as i am married and twice your age

but please keep an open mind as you have all been gathered here for the opportunity of a lifetime

instead of reaching all of your academic and athletic goals in life i would like to offer stud services at virtually no charge to your folks

again please keep in mind the genetic possibilities here even the snicker lickers may want to calf one day

those interested parties please spread yourselves out and prepare for the west texas version of Brett Favre's snapchat."