Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=21919477'>posted</a> on 05/25/2014:
Yeah Mike, upload a video of yourself from your abode inside a Volkswagen van, in full mullet revelry. Select your finest attire, you know, the tank top with the fewest jizz stains on it, and then summon all your artistic strength and coax something out of your fancy gee-tar that vaguely resembles a tune. If that fails, then just overdub the banjo track from Deliverance and play air guitar in your homemade Ted Nugent-esque raccoon tail.
We'll all applaud the effort and pretend you're not retarded. Thanks in advance.