Originally posted on 04/04/2014:

Green Hippo's a fvkkin assclown.

I can't tell if he's sporting an overgrown goatee, or an undergrown beard. The shit's patchy, that's for sure. How is it that his beard and his hairline are both receding at the same rate?

He'd be wise never to pass out on a park bench, or risk waking up to a stray dog humping his face.