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Tomorrow (Thursday) I Find Out If I Got My First Job Ever At Little Ceasers Pizza...
Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=21437022'>posted</a> on 03/20/2014:
I wish I could be there for the interview:
Manager: Previous employment?
Seaweed: Huh?
Mgr: Where were you employed previously?
Seaweed: I was self employed
Mgr: What kind of self-employment?
Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government
Mgr: What?
Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation
Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here
Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that
Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?
Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.
Mgr: Excuse me?
Seaweed: What?
Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?
Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl
Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out
Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early
Mgr: Ok sure pal
Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?
Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye