Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=21437022'>posted</a> on 03/20/2014:

I wish I could be there for the interview:



Manager: Previous employment?

Seaweed: Huh?

Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

Seaweed: I was self employed

Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

Mgr: What?

Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

Mgr: Excuse me?

Seaweed: What?

Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

Mgr: Ok sure pal

Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye