Originally posted on 03/18/2014:

Parlor i have had enough you guys neeed to do more with your lives

going to talk to someone about having SBR boot camp up here in Maine this summer

low impact

EXAMPLE PROGRAM and points of emphasis

1. show up unannounced to Cuse, Smoke or Mitch's place and Jaws of Life extraction from PC/ Gateway whatever

2. remove sheets from windows and piss jars from posting station

3. delete all but 3 legal bookmarked porn sites

4. at this point mom's should be getting excited to see them go so getting dolled up for FREEDOM NIGHT

5. leave heavily soiled undergarments and glowing spank rags for haz mat team

6. cadets will be taught to start using milk instead of Mtn. Dew code red on their cereal

7. 10 seconds of continuous eye contact with a live person

8. seminar at local bank on financial independence and yes Seaweed you can get a lollipop

9. food prep course no lunchables/ capri sun/ little debbies

10. timed 40 yd dash and no one can make fun of Smokey's leg braces please

many other various courses designed to improve posters self worth and credit scores