Originally posted on 01/22/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
BItejO DuMesUoJ i havent gotten laid since May, mostly because i don't dip down into the 3s/4s range, but if i don't that means 99% of the time I'm getting nothing
probably will take a 3/4 at some point in the next few months, but the point is, yeah, i admit i couldnt score a Jackie type ever, unless maybe like i found her diary and learned all the exact perfect things to say to get her or something like that
Ruff but honest stuff, Petey, so... here's a suggestion:

Hunt down some ugly ass triplets that are 3's and do 'em all together and just count it as doin' a 9