Originally posted on 01/08/2014:

Lord have fuggin mercy there sure are a lot of hamburgers that follow you Jo Jo. Last time I saw this much whine I was at the Opus winery in Napa Valley. A finwe place , by the way, bring some betpoints because those cheap bastards are rerally proud of their wine, and a little snotty to. AND as an aside, make this the first Winery that you got to, leaving ther drunk, and you can trust me here, will cost a lot of money as they do deliver in Texas. I thought the video was fantastic and would like to suggest a few more words of the day: I think the next one should be simple like "degen", "simpletonMoFo" or "brok-dik." After that you can move on to more sophisticated words like, for example, "IHaveAJob", but there might be minority participation in that one. How about "URsoPretty" and "canIBoprrowsome points" (oh wait, that is the same a brok-dik). FINALLY, I think you will will will find that this essay is 200 words. PS. you looked fantastic!