Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=20643410'>posted</a> on 12/24/2013:

A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars is like a penny.” Finally, the man asked: “God, could you give me a penny?”
And God said, “In a minute.”