I think it's no accident that things run smoothly. It's called good planning. Remember how curious was going to come to the bash and kill just about everyone? Did anyone notice that every event was held on the second floor with no handicapped access? Was that a coincidence? Was it???

Rumour has it that pags11 was going to infiltrate the bash this year to settle some scores. A few well placed colouring books and assorted crayons placed liberally around the entrances to the SBR events kept him occupied the whole weekend and ensured that no-one ended up losing their life.