Originally posted on 11/29/2013:

Yeah have fun waiting in fuk'in checkout lines that wrap around the damn store with 2 damn registers open, an overworked 18 year old running them, and sick fuk's coughing and hacking all over the place. Welcome to holiday hell, enjoy you fuk'in stress. I'll be sitting back, burn'in a fat joint and sipp'in some 12 year old bourbon.