So get this..

My X wife which is still not my X but we are in the process of splittin up i already moved out and shiat goes out 2nite and asks me to watch the kids.. I agree peacefully .

9 PM i get here and she is looking fukin hot of course i dont show it but i wanna fuk her

10 pm I watch some youporn.com wax one off and i am feeling good ( but still kinda jealous ) but i cant show it we are in a separation and i have done my things on the outside as well i am really curious who she is with lookin that fukin fine u know?

11 pm I wax one off thinking about my X and send her a text message to say HI !


MIDNIGHT I am watchin youtube videos of Bryan Ruiz and cant believe today is the big day vs Uruguay


1 AM I call some chick I am seeing to say Hello and try to play it smooth but that goes wrong as my little boy starts screaming in the back

2 Am My X calls me to say she will be home later than 2 30 as we agreed upon and i hear some guys talk in the back and laugh ( she is drunk as hell at this point )
ME being the implusive jerk i am gets pissed and punch a window and **** it up and i cut my hand and start bleeding

3 AM i flip out and call her to **** off ( still bleeding ) and that I am going to fukin make this divorce a living hell for her

3 30 AM she shows up with 2 idiots as soon as i see the car pull up i go out with my baseball bat ****up the back windshield of the car and then punch the shit out of the dude in the passenger side bust his lip and his nose pretty bad .. turns out...they were her gay friends that came from the beach...and i went all pyscho on these poor fags

3 45 AM two cop cars pull up with 3 guys each... at this poiny my kids are crying my X completely destroyed and yelling .. also my hand is bleeding and i get thrown on the floor and i hear gun safetys coming out .. I proceed as usual and stay calm they put me in cuffs and start asking what happened . I quickly realize my X is drunk so they wont believe anything she says .. the fags ran away so i make up a BS story about two friends of my X tryin to jump her and that i came to the rescue..and ****ed them up.. thats why they left " innocent people dont run away right officer? "

I saw him reach for his cuff keys...

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERRRRRRR the cops believed me and let me go

4 20 AM I am so excited with all this going down I am feeling very attracted to her and she still looks hot
She fukin loves it when i get like that i know it i knew she wanted me so i gaver her The Greek LOVE i feel like a motherfukin champ.


She is sleepin i am sure tommorow I will get an arrest warrant for fukin up that f\*g , my life after tonight will be hell with this divorce she is drunk but i know once she is sober she will hate me and make my life miserable , but its cool i already handed the guard in my block a C note so he is mine .. i will def beat those charges



This is how i roll ...

VAMOS TICOS!!!