Originally posted on 10/22/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
So true, even when I'm driving by the park on the way to happy hour and see these fukks like they are living such a different life or something. I just want to run them over, with their water bottles and headphones, fukkin spandex.

I remember cooking this bitch breakfast one morning after a night of partying getting ready for football day. She says wanna do for a run and grab a protein shake?

I said you gotta roll, your with the wrong person. I'm about to go to the LQ and make Bloody Mary's

I had the same backwards relationship with one girl I hooked up with for a month

I was trying to plan a trip to vegas with her....and a week before this seriously happens

Ex GF: Hey, instead of vegas check out this place in vermont
Me: What.. it's just a house??
Ex GF: no a bed and breakfast
Me: What would we do there?
Ex GF: we can rent bikes and ride them on the trails

(at least 90 seconds of silence to see if she's kidding)

Me: don't they have bikes in vegas

....we broke up the next day