Originally posted on 09/11/2013:

I'm such a rotten American, I didn't realize today was the anniversary.

Anyway, I was in bed at the time....and got woken up by a phone call, telling me to turn on CNN. When I woke up, I had this prodigious rockhard bone. One of these perfect early-morning boners.

After turning on the TV, it quickly wilted away.

Sad day indeed.