Originally posted on 09/01/2013:

Listen here you two ton tit

I don't give a fukk about your chat. While you and the One Direction groupies are sitting around chatting about how to break even for the day, Im popping roxxys, getting my dick sucked and fukking the neighbors 19 year old daughter. She doesn't understand basic chemistry so my degree finally paid off in a nice way.

Ive never been one to judge others for how they spend their time, after all, Im on here. But for fukks sake, lets call a spade a spade. Facebook Chat,conveniently nicknamed Fat, is so far beyond pathetic for any grown, single man that just being pathetic would be a huge step up in status. You spend countless hours on there to feel better about your existence because you have nothing else to do. If you did, you'd be doing it.

Now tuck your fukking tail, run back to your safe place and tell Facebook how long you stood one one leg. I'm sure Peter can use his intellect to make you feel better about yourself, tubby