June POTM 2009
Very knowledgeable of posters, their characteristics, their histories, their weaknesses, their tendencies, everything. I would ban posters before they even knew they were going to misbehave.
Commands respect among ALL posters and also carries big stick as all posters fear me
What I can do for you
Replace horrible Justin7 videos with tutorials - higher than grade 4 math tutorials, how to dress like a big bettor tutorials, sex tutorials, etc.
Improve image of SBR - let's face it, vegas dave was an embarrassment with his heft. I will bring a youthful, handsome, classy image to the establishment
Negotiate hard with jjgold to bring his rates down at least 50%. I have inside information that I can use to blackmail his azz down big time.
Bring new members to the forum through DIRECT solicitation not only in WAL-MART parking lots but in clubs, sports bars, strip joints and glory holes.