Originally posted on 07/13/2013:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!,

Stranger: M

You: Hello, I'm horny.

Stranger: F?

Stranger: Me too

You: Yes, my name is Fidel.

Stranger: Fidel these nuts

You: Excuse me? I like romance.

Stranger: I thought you was a dude trying to play a joke

Stranger: And me too

You: No, my name is Fidel, I'm from the Caribbean. I love to be romanced and make men hard.

Stranger: Well good do u have kik? If not its cool

You: What is that?

Stranger: A messenger app

Stranger: Do you want to role play

You: I don't have a messenger app. I love role-playing, would you like to be Fidel's daddy? Tell me I'm such a bad girl?

Stranger: Do u want it sexual?

You: Yes. Put me over your knee and tell Fidel what a bad girl she is.

Stranger: I put you over my knee and pull your pants down and spank your ass while i say fidel your a very bad girl as my spanking makes your ass red

You: Mmmmm.... I love the way you spank my ass, Daddy. Harder! Harder! Make Fidel your dirty little bitch!

Stranger: Then i slap your ass harder and say fidel don't talk like that then start rubbing my finger between your pussy lips

Stranger: Then slap your ass again

You: I'm so turned on. Would you like to be part of Herb Jones Nation?

Stranger: What's that

You: Come on, I know you've heard of it. Quit playing games.

Stranger: Then i slap your ass harder and slide my finger slowly in your pussy

Stranger: No i haven't

You: Herb Jones is a rockstar on the internet, he is my boyfriend, would you let him stretch you open? Please, for me?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Not gay

Stranger: Not bi

You: Please? I will be there holding your hand the entire time. He will be gentle at first.

Stranger: Let me fuk you in the ass


You: I don't think so. This is your father! What are you still doing awake?

Stranger has disconnected.