Originally posted on 07/06/2013:

AHHHH! MY EYES! I'M BLIND! I HATE YOU, MOYAL!

Ok, ok ... Let me real for a second. Bartoli may not be my cup of tea, but I'm sure she wouldn't give me time of day either. That's such a depressing statement about myself.

*Looks in mirror and sobs uncontrollably*

She played a helluva tournament. Hope you cashed in somehow, Moyal.