They do not respect themselves so neither will I extend any to them. Always sitting next to me, greasy and smelling a little like body spray n poop -- because they are unable to reach their ass to clean it and must use copious amounts of fragrances. Disgusting! Air travel has been rough since the obesity epidemic began. I refuse to extend any courtesy to them since they have no shame. Just today I let a heavy bank door slap this tub of lard right in the face -- wobbler thought I was holding it for him as he was holding a hot coffee and I passed through before him after making a rather large deposit. Mistake!

If Obama wants to improve the US healthcare system he should heed my advice.

1. No healthcare for anyone more than 10 lbs overweight, as per the standard medical charts, unless they can demonstrate a healthy body mass index; and

2. Anyone more than 50 lbs overweight (same exception as above) will be forced to enroll in fat camp until such time as the weight is lost, or they expire. Water and low cal vegetables only will be served.