Happy Birthday Forum Legend Patty Venditto : Nominated Post
Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=19049806'>posted</a> on 07/02/2013:
patty venditto
forum fukin legend
"old gambling soul"
was hardcore gambala in each of his previous 11 lives
was a ill traveling casino operator in 8th century china, used to go around to fukin villages and made bank offering sucker games to dumbfuk rice farmers
was a "church bookie" in constantinople, 6th century, booked all the fukin square-ass monks' action
made a good if shady living in all of his former lives, although got took for everything he had late in life by a skanky younger irish broad when he was a backgammon/games player in london in 15th century, died broke in that life but all other lives came out ahead, never again got took by a broad since that life
struggling in this life though because casinos and card games and betting markets sharp as fuk now