Originally posted on 04/22/2013:

I plan on spending this money that I had written off, on purchasing a boat.

I found a boat near Boston, the ad says it needs a lot of work, got a few dime sized holes, and some good old fashioned elbow grease to clean some new blood stains.

but when I get it in the water, when the wife gets on my nerves i'm just gonna go

HIDE ON THAT BOAT