Originally posted on 03/21/2013:
diggity before you first learn not to shit your pants you must wear diapers
diggity before you must wear diapers you must be born
diggity before you must be born you must be conceived by intercouse
diggity before you're conceived by intercouse you must be the fastest semen out of millions
diggity before you must be the fastest semen out of millions you must live in a testicle
diggity moral of the story is we have to believe in Seaweed Nation