Originally posted on 03/20/2013:

Every "system" post is the same. This is from another forum, but it should be copy-pasted on every shitty gimmick system thread.

OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Posts 1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Post 5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Posts 6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Post 9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Post 10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper f*cked. I should know, I almost drowned once when I was first starting out."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Posts 11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Post 19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Post 20: "I just dealt with this last week. I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!""
"OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
** Posts 1-20 start pissing in the well out of frustration**
Post 21: "Guys, seriously... f*ck off. Stop peeing in the well.""