Originally posted on 03/15/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
Playing in My First Live Poker Tournamnt Tomorrow....Any TIPS???
Yeah... let your grandma play

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you = 0.000000001% to finish in money (and that's only if there are 3 deaths and a disqualification... otherwise the odds lower)

grandma = 0.0002% to finish in the money (and that's only if she wears a see-thru blouse and talks dirty at the table)

GL