Originally posted on 03/14/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
Holy shit... you actually took the time to write all that and THIS is the best you can come up with?

Grade school "I know... I'm gonna call him gay!... no one's ever thought of that!" 101 that... well, seriously, is about as original and imaginative as one of tt's pick-up lines he uses on P.O.F.

You should realize, however, that you've actually unwittingly proved the point I was making all along: that even on a good day, you're about as clever and witty as Bea Arthur. (I mean NOW.... she's dead.)

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When poor benny tries to be witty,
he's not even as clever as Titty.

While ben holds the towels,
and t clears his bowels,

they admire their johnsons.. so bitty!


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HEY GUYS,a new NAME THAT POSTER CONTEST!!!

Between benny and I... only one of us has EVER had the words "happy schlong-hunting" come to their mind... let alone actually type it in public (I know, I know... oh so Freudian and sick but it is what it is so....)

25pts to the next 10 posters that can NAME THE POSTER that had the thought "happy schlong-hunting" come to their sick lil mind....

GO!!!

While benny might not be so clever,
He's clearly the best player ever.
(well, at least in his mind,
where the reasons you'll find,
for his happy schlong-hunting endeavor)