Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=17948158'>posted</a> on 02/27/2013:

Supposedly my neighbor is a good person.

I went to check my mail and saw him this evening doing landscaping on his yard.

He yells over to me "Howdy partner!"

I looked at him with a dead, cold, stone-faced look and replied "duh wilber."

He didn't say a word.

I TT'd him.