Originally posted on 02/14/2013:

Speechless.

Zeta, I am really worried for you. I think it's great that you are banging chicks left and right, but one of these days, a hippo is going to have your child. You got to realize that 99.99% of the women you are banging are unable to get attention from 99.99% of the male population. When they finally get a .01 percenter, it's not just a bang and ditch job for them. They see your face and they see Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan or Castaway. They don't see some goofball with a cigerette burn on his forehead. Make sure you are using those condoms that have spermicide in them. Wish guys could take a pill that would prevent their sperm from being fertile. I would hate for you to end up as the white version of Shawn Kemp. I bet there is a google group of hippos trying to locate you for backed child support. God. Stay safe, brother!!!