Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=17687188'>posted</a> on 02/01/2013:

A JOKE COURTESY OF SACRELICIOUS FOR FEB 1 2013:

What happens when you cross a Siberian Tiger with an endangered species of Condor?

The gene splicing fails, and you end up having wasted a great deal of time and effort. Your neighbor, however, notices your experiment and reports you to the authorities. You are charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and posession of two endangered species. You are fined 100,000$ and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.